Saturday, July 23, 2011

A New Adventure in Slush

I get a lot of weird stuff that comes into the Elder Signs Press e-mail slushpile. There's the "Hi, I'm submitting my Dungeons and Dragons campaign" and the word salad stories that read like the author got thesaurus happy.
But this is a new one:

As I mentioned above, I’m great at following directions and as such and per your submission guidelines, I have attached the first three chapters of “(name changed to protect the innocent),” and a synopsis, as well as a self-addressed stamped envelope for your anticipated reply.

 Wow. Now that's talent!
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3 comments:

  1. Hello, Christine. I'm spending more time these days visiting blogs, so I thought I would say hello. You're right. That was good!
    I hope the summer is treating you well.

    -Jimmy

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  2. Jimmy - Thanks for visiting. I hope the summer is treating you well also!

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  3. Hey, hook me up with this genius... I'm out of stamps!

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